lawak yang nak kena lempang:)

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh I don't care," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." 

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"Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup."

"So what do you expect me to do - call a lifeguard?"

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"Waiter, your thumb's in my soup!"

"That's all right, madame, it's not hot."

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"Waiter, there's a button in my soup."

"Oh, thank-you, sir. I've been looking for that everywhere."

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persoalan kat sini..yang muskil bagai ini..agak-agak korunk la kan..sape yang idiot?? customer, waiter @ eyka sendiri yang idiot??...dem..dem..dem..memg kasi jem otak eyka malam ini..T.T

nota kaki panas: otak eyka da jem so eyka nak suruh korunk teka?? hahahaa:) sory teromputih bagai..eyka suke fun jokes ni..lama tak dengar..korunk tak rasa ke fun english lagi best dari malay version..?hee:)