Feb 7, 2011

lawak yang nak kena lempang:)




A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh I don't care," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." 


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"Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup."
"So what do you expect me to do - call a lifeguard?"

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"Waiter, your thumb's in my soup!"
"That's all right, madame, it's not hot."

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"Waiter, there's a button in my soup."
"Oh, thank-you, sir. I've been looking for that everywhere."

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persoalan kat sini..yang muskil bagai ini..agak-agak korunk la kan..sape yang idiot?? customer, waiter @ eyka sendiri yang idiot??...dem..dem..dem..memg kasi jem otak eyka malam ini..T.T


nota kaki panas: otak eyka da jem so eyka nak suruh korunk teka?? hahahaa:) sory teromputih bagai..eyka suke fun jokes ni..lama tak dengar..korunk tak rasa ke fun english lagi best dari malay version..?hee:)

13 comments:

Fahim 'n Alin said...

hahahaha.. ni waiter punya bengong..

Eyka said...

haha..yekew?? macm x jex! hahahaXD

fana said...

ni waiter bijak...

Amira Naddia said...

ha'a..lau joking in english cam simple tp berkesan kn. cube eyka translate. cam xkene je kn!

Eyka said...

fana: taw xpe! hahahaXD

amira: da test translte da tdi..sgt spoil bahasa dia..dem..dem..dem...hahahaXD

Adi Zhaf said...

2-2 pelawak tersebut sudah masuk air =D

:: 3D ::

Eyka said...

adi: hahahaa..agak nice giler answer 2~ eyka suke maa! hahahaXD

gigiAriEma said...

hahahaha..dasyattt tol larhh!! .)_(.

Eyka said...

gigiaku: tau xpe! hahahaXD

Umar Faruq said...

haha.. sometimes english joke lagi best sbb biasanya ia ada makna tersirat... haha..
btw, lawak2 ni aku da pernah tgk dye pnye illustration dlm buku gempak..
mmg lawak gler.. costumer diperbodohkan oleh waiter.. hahaha

Eyka said...

umar:hahhaa..nice an..?? eyka pon suke joke english..fun sangat taw! hehe:)

A.s.t.i.n.a said...

muahahaha saya rasa saya makan juga tapi saya blah cenggitu jerr..

pastu wat lawak yang sama.. "i thot these were free" grrrrrrrr

Eyka said...

hahaha...awk ni nice gituuu~ hehe:) t eyka nak cube gak la~ hee^^